you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
