Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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