how can u be prego again
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
