Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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