Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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