How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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