Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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