Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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