if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Betty ford says i'm here all night
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
When did we convert life to cartoon?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Everclear isn't food dammit
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