the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
