ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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