You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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