he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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