Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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