I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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