I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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