Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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