she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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