Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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