She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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