We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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