You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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