Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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