Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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