Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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