There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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