well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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