Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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