Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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