I need help removing her.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I will be naked everywhere
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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