wat bout pragnant strippers??
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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