Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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