I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
