please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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