Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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