But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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