we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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