Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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