If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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