is wine microwaveable?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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