So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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