The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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