My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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