Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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