chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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