I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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