you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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