If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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