party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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