i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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