she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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