Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
The beer is more important than you right now.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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