Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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