Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Randomize
