My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Randomize
