i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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