You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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