Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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