a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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