I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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