1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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